I was at the hawker centre and ...
Someone was holding their chopsticks.
WITH THEIR LEFT HAND.
It was absolutely disgusting. I wanted to throw up. It was so... so... UNNATURAL!!! It was so... so... so... IMMORAL!!!
I mean, who uses their left hand to hold chopsticks?!?! Everybody knows, ONLY FREAKS OF NATURE!!!
I'm so appalled that the government is not doing anything about it. What's criminal law for if you don't use it to punish aberrations of nature?!
Left unregulated, this will lead to the destruction of the family unit and the downfall of society as we know it.
THE GOVERNMENT MUST NOT FALL SWAY TO THE PRO-LEFT-HANDED-CHOPSTICK AGENDA!!!
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