Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The truth is out there


My loved ones always threaten to leave me whenever I start singing "(Mas) Selamat... Hari Raya... duhduhduduhduhduhduduhduhhhhh" (I have NO idea what the rest of the lyrics are).

Anyway, maybe I'm not being an obedient cibil serpant, but I can't help feeling that there's something awfully odd about the whole Mas Selamat saga?

It could be that the gahmen is actually telling the truth, and the truth is just...
well...
kind of pathetic.

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OR! Much more fun, it could be that the gahmen is LYING, and everyone who loves conspiracy theories can have their day in the sun. I am so proud of my future MP Low Thia Kiang:

LTK: Is the DPM aware that there is speculation that Mas Selamat died inside WRDC?

Wong Kan Seng: May I ask Mr Low whether he believes that indeed Mas Selamat has died?

LTK: No, I don't.

WKS: I do not know why he wants to raise it here. I see no point in perpetuating a ground speculation in this House and giving credence to it.

(This is the part where some random third person goes "SNAP!!!".)

Why can't Wong Kan Seng just say, "No, Mas Selamat did not die in the WRDC"? (a la "No, I did not have sex with that woman.")

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Maybe because that would be factually inaccurate...?

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(maybe this would open up public debate for the first time on what "die" actually means...?)

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Also, what do you mean NO VIDEOTAPE IN THE VIDEOCAM? Maybe Tammy has a thing or two to learn from the ISD :)

All I'm saying is my fish sense is tingling and telling me that something fishy has gone on / is going on and the collective wool is being pulled over our collective eyes.

The Mas Selamat Report:
I WANT TO BELIEVE.

Somebody turn on Sabbath Bloody Sabbath already, man...

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