Well, so, the good news is I managed to trick someone into marrying me :)
The bad news is we didn't manage to take a photo with the above shrubs, which seem to have disappeared since the last time we visited ROM a few years back.
Did you know that before the actual day itself, you have to trudge down to ROM at 8.30 in the morning so that they can verify your documents and you can swear that you're not already married?
The inside is like a polyclinic and, while you wait for your number to appear on the screen, you sit and watch this HUGE plasma TV which airs this ROM promo vid, teaching you everything you need to know about being a well-behaved married couple. Which means handling in-laws, handling finances, and of course, handling each other...
... PHYSICALLY!
I swear to god, I never thought that the Singapore Government would ever, ask me to locate anybody's "sensitive areas".
(And I don't even believe in god...!)
Maybe I should call MDA on them. For glorifying heterosexuality, of course. How dare they portray the heterosexual identity in such a positive light! It gives the absolute wrong impression that men and women can live together happily and even (GASP!) raise kids!!!
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